You don't have asthma, your pregnant
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
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There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
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Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
Randomize