on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
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failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
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I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
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