Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Randomize
