This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.