Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
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well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
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So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to