Fine. I'll sleep in my office
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
27 Common Occurrences Everyone Can Relate To But No One Talks About
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
21 People Intentionally Did Despicable Things During Sex
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Randomize
