Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
how does that bad decision feel?
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