Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
Last night I had a dream we played Uno and had sex. You won at Uno, but you lost at sex.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
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im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.
Stop texting me, I'm right here.
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
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i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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