I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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