Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
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I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
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he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
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