Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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