My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
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