i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
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woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
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I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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