Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
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