sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
Randomize