No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
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I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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