I heard some girl say 'yeah he mustve been so drunk he kept mumbling and repeating himself'
And I thought
Fuck I do that shit every weekend
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
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According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
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I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
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