help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
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Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
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Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
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