I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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