Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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