Fuck appropriateness.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
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Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
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just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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