I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
organizing the empties. That sober.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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