She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
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I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
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The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
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