Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
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You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
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Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
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