I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
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I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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