apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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