just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
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when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
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My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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