how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
Randomize
