Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
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