What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
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