She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
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Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
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Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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