Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
he fucked my hip out of place.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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