How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
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you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
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Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
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