There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
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I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
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All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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