I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
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she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
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she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
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