Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
I wish i was in the wii world.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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