scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
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Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
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It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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