I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
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I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
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Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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