McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
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I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
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Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
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