but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
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