Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
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We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
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I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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