During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
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You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
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I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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