it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
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I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
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Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
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