Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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