The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
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