dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
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For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
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Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
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