Can Purell be used as lube?
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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