hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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