So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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