The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
Randomize
