I don't usually arrange sex via text message
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
Randomize
