there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
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