I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
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I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
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Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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