On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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