Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
Do you know who changed all my phone contacts into characters from Harry Potter?
He Who Must Not Be Named.
Fuck you.
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