Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
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I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
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My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
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