Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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