Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
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his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
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Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
maybe you met your husband and you just don't know it yet
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